Tuesday - March 25, 2008

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Cats on Tuesday: The End of Easter

I took pictures of this white stray cat in front of my neighbor’s. She has a kitten, but it didn’t let me take its picture :lol:

Ten on Tuesday: 10 Things to Do Before You Get Married

  1. Watch yourself eating in front of a mirror. If you’re put off, that’s the view your future partner will have.
  2. Live on your own. It’s important that you find out what a hopeless slob you are before your beloved tells you. And then leaves you.
  3. Go out with your friends for a “quick drink” and stagger home three days later.
  4. Have a holiday romance with someone who doesn’t speak a word of English. Who needs conversation?
  5. Women: Take the soft toys off your bed. Nothing turns a man off more than performing in front of an audience of beady-eyed teddies.

    Men: Get rid of those “How to Get Girls Even Though You’re Poor and Ugly” books. They never work anyway.

  6. Gobble the last slice of pizza without having to go through the “No you have it, no really. Are you sure you don’t mind?”
  7. Walk about the house naked, without having to hold any bits in…
  8. Have friends of the opposite sex. After marriage, it’s too much effort to keep saying: “No, I really don’t fancy them.”
  9. Men: Enjoy that wardrobe space while you can! You will not believe the vast number of shoes that one woman needs…

    Women: Fill in silly magazine quizzes with titles like “Are You Seductive”, without having to listen to loud laughter from your partner (who then runs off with the magazine).

  10. Relish clipping your toenails straight onto the carpet.

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  1. For a stray it’s a beautiful cat ! why don’t you adopt her ??

    Comment by Gattina — Tuesday - March 25, 2008 @ 12:22:56

  2. What a great post. We really enjoyed the pictures and got a good laugh from the “Ten on Tuesday.”

    Comment by Moki — Tuesday - March 25, 2008 @ 12:30:37

  3. What a great post. We really loved the pics and got a good laugh out of the “Ten on Tuesday.”

    Comment by Moki — Tuesday - March 25, 2008 @ 12:32:06

  4. #4 sounds like fun … #10 not so much.

    Mine’s up!

    Comment by Teena — Tuesday - March 25, 2008 @ 20:24:58

  5. OMG- i loved the cartoon! *lol*
    Loved your list…. i laughed!

    Comment by Wyspy — Tuesday - March 25, 2008 @ 23:01:28

  6. This is too funny! I saw this one before, but so true and needs to be addressed. Great things to do before one gets married! Have a great day!

    Comment by Mercedes — Wednesday - March 26, 2008 @ 06:06:36

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